Monday 5 July 2010

I'm out.

This is really a bit of an unexpected decision, but I've been thinking it through :U I'm out. Well, I'm making my own blog. It's nothing against you, Kim/Hannah, hell no I love you both -snuggle- It's just that I prefer to do things on my own. -shrug- Just the way I roll, I suppose.
Which leaves a bit of questioning which I'd appreciate being answered in comments 8D
1. Do you want to keep the name 'Backchat'? You could change it if you like, because I'd actually love to use it myself :U But it doesn't matter, I can always find something else.
2. Do you want me to keep posting here? You know, just the occassional thing. I don't mind whether you do or not. -shrug-

Love,
Dannii.
-hearts-

EDIT: I just realised I broke my promise~! This post wasn't very happy at all 8D Well actually no, because I'm happy that I'm off doing my own thing so it is happy after all! LOOPHOLES.

and its a world just made for you and me

Music: The Passenger - Iggy Pop


Mood:
Melancholy
Actions: Staying up, trying to think.

_____

So uh, hi guys. Dannii here. This summer is going to suck, pretty much. I'm wasting it away, just sleeping all day and staying up all night when really I should be getting up at 10am, chatting to Kate until...well, whenever she leaves, about 2am, and going to sleep. In reality I'm getting up at 5pm, chatting to Kate til whenever she leaves, and staying up til 9am.
Yeah. I want to get out and do something but honestly the only thing I'm waiting for is for Kate to come up and that's it. Augh. I also had the latest shower I've ever had today 8D 12:30am. Laaahvely. :U Anyway I guess I might head down to the shop tomo--...later. I haven't stepped outside the house in ages. I should take Raz's advice and get a little stash of food saved for when I'm staying up til ridiculous hours and starving 8D Which reminds me that I'm getting worried. I've lost weight :U Well, the scales say so anyway. Chances are they're wrong though so C8 But still, I don't really want to turn anorexic. Ah you never know, maybe the fact that most of my close friends and family are all findin' some lovins is making me feel insecure 8D My gran, my uncle, my sister, my darling Kim and Hannah~ Makes me glad I've got Kate, who doesn't feel the need to declare her love for some guy.
I need to shut up about this xD It's just that generally when my friends/people I love get a partner, I'm shoved aside, replaced C: Or that's how it feels. Maybe I'm overreacting. Maybe I'm a drama queen. But it's how it feels.
8D I forgot what else I was going to say, great.
You might have noticed from the lack of flamboyancy and the excessive ranting in this post that I'm really not in a very good mood C: It's not a bad mood, per say, it's just not a good one. Hm.
I'm not looking forward to my new Drama teacher next term, whoever it is. :/ Thanks, Mr Graham. Thanks for not being there for my last Drama lesson when thats the only reason I was at school at all. Thanks a fucking bunch for letting me decide you were my favourite teacher and the only teacher that actually liked me instead of taking the piss out of me. Thanks.
This is what happens when I like people. They disappear. They fuck off. They fade out.
OKAY the next post I make will be on good things I promise. C:
- Dannii

Friday 2 July 2010

X3

Germany is fun. It makes me sad that I will have to leave all this cuteness behind.

In other news, have a list:

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."

7. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.

13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.

16. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.

18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

19. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.

21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps.

22. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.

23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."

24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.

28. Ask people what gender they are.

29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

32. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

36. Wear a lot of cologne.

37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

38. Sing along at the opera.

39. Mow your lawn with scissors.

40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"

41. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

42. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

43. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

51. Practice making fax and modem noises.

52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.

53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

56. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

58. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

59. Honk and wave to strangers.

60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.

61. type only in lowercase.

62. dont use any punctuation either

63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

65. Sing the theme to the Batman television show as loudly as you can, over and over and over..

66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.

67. Drum on every available surface.

68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

69. Set alarms for random times.

70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."

71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.

73. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

74. Wear your pants backwards.

75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"

76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."

77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.

78. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

82. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

84. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

86. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.

88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

89. Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk into it.

90. Drive half a block.

91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.

93. "Forget" the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."

95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

97. Ask to "interface" with someone.

98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket."

99. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.

101. Never make eye contact.

102. Never break eye contact.

103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.

104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.

105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.

106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.

107. As people talk, smell their shoulders.

108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."

109. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"

110. Place your shoes on the table.

111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.

112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."

113. Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.

114. Call into work and tell them you have something better to do today.

115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.

116. Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what you don't like about each one.

117. Pick your ear wax and ask if you could use their sleeve to wipe it off.

118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like Bush is still President.

119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent.

120. Wear odd shoes.

121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by heart and recite it endlessly.

122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.

123. Throw stones at people walking past your house.

124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.

125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.

126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.

127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.

128. Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.

129. Phone random numbers and tell them you are holding their daughter hostage.

130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.

131. Pretend you have gone completely deaf.

132. .sdrawkcab etirW

133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.

134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get you to repeat it.

135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.

136. Play the electric guitar very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask you to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you asked me to turn it up!

137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence you say.

138. Drive on the wrong side of the road.

139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."

140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.

141. Claim that until recently, you thought Michael Jackson was a woman.

142. Wear your cap backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.

143. Go to a Metallica concert wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.

144. Tell everyone you are Bill Clinton's cousin.

145. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.

146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.

147. Down a can of Coke in one drink and then burp loudly.

148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.

149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."

150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.

151. Ride a unicycle to work.

152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.

153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.

154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.

155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, or better yet, someone else's house.

156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.

157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs.

158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.

159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.

160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.

161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.

162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.

163. Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.

164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."

165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until you have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the street wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When you get pulled over, leap into the passenger's seat and claim, "He was here a minute ago, officer!"

166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few friends together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of you stand a mile apart on a highway.

167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.

168. Push a raisin into someone's cream-filled donut.

169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.

170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the center of someone's anti-perspirant.

171.

172.

173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.

174. Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonald's.

175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.

176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.

177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.

178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

179. At random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."

180. Put electrical tape over the headlights of someone's car.

181. Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.

182. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at random street corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.

183. When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.

184. In an office, lock all the doors behind you.

185. Face the back when standing in an elevator.

186. Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.

187. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, or pretend it stole your card. (This works best if there's a line.)

188. Unbend all the paperclips you can find, then replace every eraser you can find with a rubber band.

189. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")

190. Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.

191. Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".

192. Pose as a client at a bank or other professional institution, and when you are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on top into different patterns and tell them you are "just reorganizing things."

193. Instead of singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall!

194. Call every girl you know "dude".

195. Recite every song from the Playstation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.

196. Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality"

197. Press the "power" button on on someone's computer or keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that you thought it was the focus adjustment.

198. Call 911 and breathe heavily.

199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.

200. Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)

201. Vacuum your lawn. (See note on 200)

202. Recite shakespearian poetry to everyone you meet.

203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.

204. Order a pizza and ask them if they can "please put the crust on top this time" in an exasperated voice.

205. Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"

206. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch as you get there, no one gets off.

207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?"

208. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).

209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.

210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.

211. Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".

212. Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.

213. Pretend you are invisible.

214. Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.

215. Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have to pay for your "free" refills.

216. Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"

217. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.

218. Call everyone a communist.

219. Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.

220.. Call your neighbors collect.

221. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"

222. Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.

223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If you don't send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.

224. When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.

225. Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"

226. Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.

227. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"

228. While driving if you see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.

229. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.

230. When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you.

231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."

232. Sending this list to all of your friends through email.

233. Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.

234. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.

235. Begin every sentence with, "By the Gods!"

236. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".

237. When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.

238. At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"

239. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.

240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.

241. Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and headbang.

242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."

243. Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device.

244. Super Glue quarters to floors.

245. Put the wrong date and year on the papers you hand in to your teachers.

246. Call random numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop."

247. WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!

248. Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people.

249. Make a loud and abrupt noise when nobody is looking, then face the other direction when everybody looks your way, pretending the sound came from behind you.

250. Llend a book to someone, but staple the middle together.

251) Lend someone a book, but rip out the climax.

252) When making a list use the same number twice.

253) Spel easy wordds rong.

253) Pronunce people's names wrong everytime you meet them.

254) Laugh at everything they say.

255) Never laugh at what they say.

256) When talking to someone, tilt your head to the side.

257) Snicker at what someone said and say "I got the movie reference".

If you read that. Good for you.
Try this stuff for at least 31 days. I dare you.

Monday 28 June 2010

Nanananananananananana NA,

That is how Orla woke me up this morning. Cutest baby sister. Ever.
I'm gonna be uber jetlagged and whatnot for a while so expect blogs at odd times...or none at all. Might be busy.
I met this dude in Reykjavik airport and his eyes were so freaking green...
So yeah. I'm talking to him while I wait for my flight. To Germany. Yay.
I can't wait for my Ikea date. Woohoo.

-Hannah

Sunday 27 June 2010

insert amazing, witty title here

It's your favourite Dannii!

S'been a while, but I figured I should contribute to this blog instead of being a boring, antisocial old fart 8D Wheee. So, what to say?
Bugger all, that's what!
I should probably start being productive and posting worthwhile things here, y'know like art or photography or things I've made, but frankly my life is rather boring. Sob sob. I r emo.
No thankyou.

Also. The day Dannii falls in love will be a cold, cold day in Hell e___e I can't see it. I just can't. What the hell. I don't trust people enough to love them like that 8D

UUUUH INTERESTING THINGS UH let's seeee uhm.
Oh oh I've gone back to watching Harry Potter and Angel :U LAWL ah, the good old days where my summer nights were spent staring at Christian Kane's face.
And my gran got me a Bowie biography from the library. It is BORING AS SHIT so far but it'll get better, I think :U -shrug-

John Deacon. I hate you because I love you. |: <3333

Friday 25 June 2010

Funny Thing Is, I Was Just About To Post Something

Kim, my darling. You have timing.

I leave on a plane tomorrow. A PLANE. AN AIRPLANE. LIKE DANNII'S FACE. HER FACE.
I got harassed on dA so I left. Good times. Good times indeed. I don't like drama. -.-''
Llama llama duck.
I'll be jetlagged. Turns out that Iceland has a different timezone. And volcanoes. But I knew that. Potato volcano.
I just ate grits. My life is complete now.
I get a weekend in Iceland then I go to Germany for 5 days. After that it's Japan for 3 days and the back to the States. Shall be fun, yes yes?

-Hannah
hey it is kim here and the only reason i am posting on the blog is because my darling Martin was complaning the no one has updated. so this is generally just to shut him up. Martin i love you more than the world its self. To my dear dannii and hannah i love yous so much i wouldent be me without uses. To everyone who reads the blog i love youse all very much. xxxxxxx

Friday 18 June 2010

Canadians

I was just thinking that if you guys had lost your own sport, everyone, even the beavers, would have cried maple syrup, and i would proceed to lick the tears off your Canadian faces and it would have been beautiful.
._.
The end.


-Hannah

Thursday 17 June 2010

This Is All I Do

Happy Birthday Iceland~


This song's been lodged in my brain for days now. Jónsi never ceases to amaze me.



I was starting to worry if I was being excluded. A little bit.
But it's all okay now. I'll be going into Stirling with Kimothy and her boyfriend on Saturday. I will be judging him. Because that is what I do.
I must also bring ice cream money.
I can't screw this up. I feel like there's a reason behind people not attempting to interact with me, y'know. I'm not as creepy as I come off as on the internet.
Hmph.
It's the next minor case of Splendid Isolation.



Olive is recovering nicely, which is really good to see. She's now up and about, eating and drinking and interacting with the girls. All good news. It really made my day after having to deal with a group of nedlets.
I wasn't their target this time so hey.

In other news, I found this nice little video the other day:

It's about how a Dane and a Norwegian fall in love. Very cute.


-Hannah

Wednesday 16 June 2010

apologies

Dannii here~ Just really posting to tell my partners in crime that I won't be at school for the rest of the week D> But I will be there next week. The thing is that Callie's coming over on Friday and yeah, we need to prepare 'n all. idk.

<3

Tuesday 15 June 2010

I Can Has



Just got some nice goggles and a tutorial in the mail. Woot.

English project. I can call it that right?
We can't tell anyone what we're doing.
Shh shh.
We have a company and it's wonderful. I'm making steampunk jewellery. Right. Nao.


Update: I messed with the css a tad. I'm a nerd. A very dead nerd. C:



-Hannahah

Oh Mein Gott

Tis Hannah.
Yes.

Dannii did this and so I shall be completely unoriginal and do it to. For that is win in my books. :)



Are you single? : No. Ha ha.
Are you happy? : MY LIFE IS A BLACK ABYSS OF PAIN SUFFERING AND DEATH AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW I FEEL. OH MY GOD. Yes, very happeh.
Are you bored? : Why do you THINK I'm doing this?
Are you sad? : OMGROFLOL.
Are you Italian? : Uhhhhhhhhhh. I speak it, dos that count? :c
Are you German? : 8D Nein. BUT. Fel is. ;)
Are you Asian? : I have Asian famiglia?
Are you angry? : GGGRRRRRR. PH33R ME. XD
Are you Irish? : Top o the marnin te ya!
Are your parents still married? : Nope. :D

Birth place? : LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY USA USA USA USA...
Hair colour? : Blonde. But it was red one time...and purple....and....
Hair style? : Short...and...eh.
Eye colour? : Blau. :)
Birthday? : Janvier 30.
Mood? : FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHH.
Gender? : ._. Female. Last time I checked.
Lefty or righty? : AMBIDEXTRIOUS. HELL YEA.
Summer or winter? : Wintery...Summer....Winter in Brazil?
Morning or afternoon? : Evening. ;)

Are you in love? : IDK. ._. Hope so.
Do you believe in love at first sight? : I SEE THEM. I LOVE THEM. NO. YES. 7. 12.
Who ended your last relationship? : >.> Moi.
Have you ever been hurt? : OWWWWWW.
Have you ever broken someone's heart? : Ja. ;)
Are you friends with your ex? : Ffffffffffffff. In Canada.
Are you afraid of commitment? : EEK? No...sort of...
Have you hugged someone within the last week? : No *Hugs Kim* -.-''
Have you ever had a secret admirer? : >.>
Have you ever broken your own heart? : :/ That makes sense.

Love or lust? : Amore.
Lemonade or iced tea? : Iced tea.
Cats or dogs? : Katze.
A few best friends or many regular friends? : A few best friends. ._. I need no crowd.
Television or Internet? : Intranet. 8D
Pepsi or Coke? : Coke. *Sniff sniff* XD
Wild night out or romantic night in? : Oooooh. Wild. Yes. Win.
Pink or purple? : Purplino.
Day or night? : Night. ;)
IM or phone? : IM.

HAVE YOU EVER...
...been caught sneaking out? : Fffff.
...fallen off the stairs? : Ja.
...white-water rafted? : Non.
...finished an entire jawbreaker? : Duh.
...wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? : Si.
...prank called a store? : Indeed.
...skipped school? : Yes.
...wanted to disappear? : Yeah.

Smile or eyes? : Eyes.
Light or dark hair? : Ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. IDK.
Fat or skinny? : As Dannii says, "Skinny. But plump women are adorable."
Shorter or taller? : Taller? Maybe.
Intelligence or attraction? : Ffft.
Jock or nerd? : Nerdatron.
Hook-up or relationship? : Relationship.
Funny and poor OR rich and serious? : Funny and poor. Duh.
Play the guitar or into sports? : Geetar.

Last text? : ._. IDK.
Last phone call? : ._. IDK.
Last person you hung out with? : Kimothy.
Last person you hugged? : Kimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuh.
Last person you IM'ed? : Fel-Fel.
Last thing you ate? : Pasta?
Last thing you drank? : Shokolatte meelk.
Last site you went to? : Blogger? Duh? Hmmm...
Last place you were? : MUSIC ROOM OF INVENTING FUN AND SHIZ.

Are you in a committed relationship? : ;^; Yes. It's wonderful. XD
Do you want to be? : (See above)
When was your last relationship? : NAO.
Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? : YEEEEEEEEEESSSS X3
Do you still love them? : Indeed I do. <3333
Do you like someone right now? : -.-''

Do you and your family get along? : Very well.
Would you say you have a "fucked up life"? : |D
Have you ever run away from home? : Once or twice.
If so, how long? : A day....week.... ._.
Have you ever gotten kicked out? : Heh.
If so, how long? : Heh. Heh heh.

Do you secretly hate one of your friends? : OH GAWD YES. CAN'T YOU TELL?
Do you consider all of your friends good friends? : No. They're awful. -.-'' (Sarcasmic fun)
Do you trust all your friends? : JES.
Who is your best friend? : My mom. Kim. Dannii. Fel-Fel.
Would you die for them? : GGGGAAAAAAHHHHHHH -DED-
Who knows everything about you? : Meine freunden. (sp)






WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That was fun.
That goes out to my poor little hens in heaven. <3
That woo.
Indeed.
I go nao.
Bye.

-Hazzafrazz

oh dear.

I was planning to post a blog with the help of Kim today! But me, being me, facking slept in for school. I'm sure I remember Kim phoning me and I said I'd slept in but I'd still be there~ I think I fell back asleep. My memory is getting worse, and I keep feeling dizzy. I might have an eating problem.
Anyway, my sister woke me up at half eleven and I bolted downstairs to ask Gran to drive me to school. She just went "PFF no point in going now" and disappeared. D> So I think I'll have to do something productive with my time today, something useful. I've been drawing for a bit but that got boring, y'know?
Oooh that reminds me, I had cheesy pasta for lunch. Mmph.

I am incredibly bored. Well not bored, but I'm not multitasking. Hmm.

:c
I feel bad for not being at school. -sigh- Usually when I'm not there, that's when people need me.
Then again, whenever I'm willing to help someone they throw it back in my face, so...

Monday 14 June 2010

ow.

Ooh, it's Dannii here this time! So it turns out that, contrary to my belief, there are two weeks left of school. Isn't that bloody marvellous? -snort- :U We decided we'd stalk a friend of mine - well, I dictated, really...well, I followed them without asking. I've also realised that in order to post my thoughts here I'll have to open up a bit, and I don't do well with that~ But I can try, can't I darlings? I can.
So what did I do today? Well I got up, first of all, and yes that's a huge surprise. Thinking it was the last week I tried to 'hint' at my gran that no, I did not want to bloody go and good god it was cruel of her to make me, but she didn't get it 8C Darling Gilpasta was in a right state, not that I can blame her with recent events, 'n all. I fail at comforting people so that was a bit difficult, really.
Since Kate and I are Skyping and I'm sharing my screen, she can see what I'm typing right now. So she gets to see all the silly mistakes and edits I'll do! Isn't that lovely? Good grief/brief, Kate, I love you.
Anyhow.
I had Maths, which I was falling asleep in, then French during which Kim and I just messed about as we always do. But we're good girls, I promise; we made a vow to actually get some work done this year! And hopefully we will, I don't really want to fail French. That would be a waste of about...seven years, since really we started French -- or I did -- in the third year of primary school. I would've been about six/seven.
Well it wasn't very serious until the seventh year of primary school, but y'know. -shrug-
Anyway, there was break where I think we started making this, and then Physics which I was falling asleep in, and then Music. During Music, Kim decided it would be a good idea to massage my thighs. I'm not sure whether I was turned on or terrified. 8C
Theeeen it was double Drama which of course was spiffing. I stayed back for about five minutes after class to have a chat with Mr Graham, my teacher c: He's lahvely I tell you. We ended up talking about flowers. I wish I was kidding.
Hmm. This blog is getting rather long. Shall I post a meme? I quite like memes.
Yes, I shall.

Are you single? : Yes, and I'm perfectly happy that way thankyou very much.
Are you happy? : Yup! I'm a happy person.
Are you bored? : Not really, no 8D That makes a nice change!
Are you sad? : Not at all!
Are you Italian? : Well my dad was c:
Are you German? : I wish 8C
Are you Asian? : Nope.
Are you angry? : Well not at this very minute, no, and it takes quite a bit to anger me.
Are you Irish? : Nope!
Are your parents still married? : They never were.

Birth place? : Either Stirling or Falkirk, I can't remember.
Hair colour? : Dark brown, but it is not black, darling.
Hair style? : Er, it's shortish and flippy?
Eye colour? : Hazel, with various shades of brown.
Birthday? : 19th of February.
Mood? : Productive! Goooood.
Gender? : You tell me, dear...no, I'm female.
Lefty or righty? : Lefty!
Summer or winter? : Winter, hands down.
Morning or afternoon? : Morning.

Are you in love? : Not romantically.
Do you believe in love at first sight? : I believe in attraction at first sight.
Who ended your last relationship? : Me.
Have you ever been hurt? : Yes.
Have you ever broken someone's heart? : I don't think so.
Are you friends with your ex? : Sort of.
Are you afraid of commitment? : No.
Have you hugged someone within the last week? : Yes.
Have you ever had a secret admirer? : Well if they were secret I'm not going to know, am I?
Have you ever broken your own heart? : Erm, no?

Love or lust? : Love.
Lemonade or iced tea? : Iced tea.
Cats or dogs? : Dogs.
A few best friends or many regular friends? : A few best friends, I guess.
Television or Internet? : Internet, hands down.
Pepsi or Coke? : Coke.
Wild night out or romantic night in? : Wild!
Pink or purple? : Purple!
Day or night? : Day. No, night. No, day, no...IDK.
IM or phone? : IM.

HAVE YOU EVER...
...been caught sneaking out? : I've never sneaked out!
...fallen off the stairs? : Yep!
...white-water rafted? : No.
...finished an entire jawbreaker? : Yup.
...wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? : Yes.
...prank called a store? : Not a store, no.
...skipped school? : Yes.
...wanted to disappear? : Yes.

Smile or eyes? : Eyes.
Light or dark hair? : Don't care.
Fat or skinny? : Skinny. But plump women are adorable.
Shorter or taller? : Taller, preferably, but it doesn't really matter.
Intelligence or attraction? : -shrug-
Jock or nerd? : Nerd.
Hook-up or relationship? : Relationship.
Funny and poor OR rich and serious? : Funny and poor.
Play the guitar or into sports? : Play the guitar.

Last text? : Kate~!
Last phone call? : Kim!
Last person you hung out with? : Kim.
Last person you hugged? : Gran.
Last person you IM'ed? : Rose.
Last thing you ate? : Chikn curry.
Last thing you drank? : Coke.
Last site you went to? : Blogger...xD
Last place you were? : Kitchen.

Are you in a committed relationship? : No.
Do you want to be? : No.
When was your last relationship? : Over a year ago.
Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? : Yup. Not romantically, but yes.
Do you still love them? : Yup~! Kaaaaatedarling~ !
Do you like someone right now? : No.

Do you and your family get along? : My immediate family, yes.
Would you say you have a "fucked up life"? : I do, actually, but honestly I'm not complaining. I love my life and don't regret anything or wish it was different at all.
Have you ever run away from home? : Yes.
If so, how long? : Like twenty minutes xD
Have you ever gotten kicked out? : No.
If so, how long? : ^

Do you secretly hate one of your friends? : I can't hate.
Do you consider all of your friends good friends? : No.
Do you trust all your friends? : No.
Who is your best friend? : Kate. Kim and Hannah are next but I'm too afraid to tell them some things because I have to see them every day and just. I dunno. I love all three of you.
Would you die for them? : Probably.
Who knows everything about you? : Kate. Then my uncle William. Then Kim, then Hannah.

GOOD GOD MY ARMS HURT. -SOB-



Hey Kim here i was told i was to come and do this as Hannah and Dannii have already done it. <3333

Are you single? : Nope. I love my babe. <3333
Are you happy? : Yeah. Most of the time yeah :D
Are you bored? : yip whole reason this bolg was mad :D
Are you sad? : Not really.
Are you Italian? : Nope. Love the country though. 8D
Are you German? : Nope. :(
Are you Asian? : Nope. :(
Are you angry? : Sometimes :( xx
Are you Irish? : Nope. :(
Are your parents still married? : Yip. 14 years. 8D <333

Birth place? : Glasgow. <3333
Hair colour? : Dark brownand i did have a red fringe but its getting dyed green 8D 8D
Hair style? : shoulder lenght. but im growing it longer. 8D
Eye colour? : ummm....goldish brown...i think :D
Birthday? : 19 of July
Mood? : Happyish. 8D 8D <3333
Gender? : Female. <333
Lefty or righty? : Righty.
Summer or winter? : winter, cause night is longer and i dont like the sun.
Morning or afternoon? : Neither. i prefare night. <33333

Are you in love? : Yip. I love my babe more than the world. <33333333333
Do you believe in love at first sight? : Not realy, cause at first sight you only know what people look like not what there personality is. <33333333
Have you ever been hurt? : Yeah. :( xxx
Have you ever broken someone's heart? : dont know. Hope not. xxx <33333
Are you friends with your ex? : Yeah.
Are you afraid of commitment? : Nope. <3333
Have you hugged someone within the last week? : Yip. Mainly Dannii and Hannah. <333
Have you ever had a secret admirer? : If i know that it wouldent be a secrect admirer. 8D
Have you ever broken your own heart? : No.

Love or lust? : Lust. <333
Lemonade or iced tea? : Lemonade.
Cats or dogs? : Dogs.
A few best friends or many regular friends? : A few very close best friends.
Television or Internet? : Internet. <333
Pepsi or Coke? : Coke. :D
Wild night out or romantic night in? : Wild nights. Best thing in the world. <3333
Pink or purple? : Purple. <3333. I HATE PINK. Grrrrrr
Day or night? : Night. 8D
IM or phone? : Phone. <333. I like IM. But i couldent live without my phone. <33333

HAVE YOU EVER...
...been caught sneaking out? : Nope. I plan to well. 8D
...fallen off the stairs? : Maybe. 8D
...white-water rafted? : Nope.
...finished an entire jawbreaker? : Of course. 8D
...wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? : Yeah. I want something like that the now. :( <333
...prank called a store? : Never. Im an angel. <3333
...skipped school? : Yip. had to school is to boring to go. <3333
...wanted to disappear? : Sometimes. :( <3333

Smile or eyes? : Eyes. They are so pretty.
Light or dark hair? : Any. They are both awsome. <333
Fat or skinny? : Any.
Shorter or taller? : Taller. <333. But i wouldent mind if someone was smaller
Intelligence or attraction? : Intelligence.
Jock or nerd? : Nerd.
Hook-up or relationship? : Relationship. <333
Funny and poor OR rich and serious? : Funny and poor. Haveing a laugh is the best thing in the world. <3333
Play the guitar or into sports? : Guitar. I love music. <3333

Last text? : Martin. My babe. <33333 xxxxxxxxxxx
Last phone call? : Martin. <33333333333333333
Last person you hung out with? : Hannah. <33333. Since Dannii was skiping school. Grr
Last person you hugged? : Hannah. <33333333333333
Last person you IM'ed? : Martin. I love you babe. <3333333333333 xxx
Last thing you ate? : Chocolate. <333333
Last thing you drank? : Water.
Last site you went to? : Youtube and Blogger.
Last place you were? : My Room. <333333

Are you in a committed relationship? : Yeah. I love my babe so much. <33333333333
Do you want to be? : Of course. <33333333
When was your last relationship? : Now.
Have you ever loved a guy/girl more than anything else in the world? : Yeah. I do right now. <333333333333333333
Do you still love them? : With my whole heart and soul. <33333333333333333333
Do you like someone right now? : Love them. <33333333333

Do you and your family get along? : Sometimes.
Would you say you have a "fucked up life"? : Kinda. <33333
Have you ever run away from home? : Maybe.
If so, how long? : A wee while.
Have you ever gotten kicked out? : Nope.
If so, how long? : never.

Do you secretly hate one of your friends? : Maybe. <3333
Do you consider all of your friends good friends? : No.
Do you trust all your friends? : No.
Who is your best friend? : Dannii, Hannah, Martin. <333333
Would you die for them? : Yeah.
Who knows everything about you? : No one.

Hello children~!

Hey we are Dannii and Kim. We are 14 and live in scotland. We thought we'd make a blog because frankly, our lives are both boring and incredibly bloody entertaining, and we reckon the world needs some of that. Entertainment, not boredom. This blog is just our thoughts, feelings (-SOB- AND MY LIFE IS CRAP AND--no) and day-to-day lives. You'll be able to tell which one of us has been typing because a) Kim types differently from Dannii; Dannii also uses emotes and says 'darling' half of the time and b) we'll tell you.
SO. About us.

Dannii has blackish hair is normal high and is compleatly mental lol (L)

It's blackish-BROWN actually : Kim has curly, dark brown hair with some lighter brown, though I hear she's getting it dyed! Ooh, it was red at first and then that faded. Dyed black blue and green, she says. Anyway, she's a bit of a mystery at times but y'know. She doesn't like people fussing c': <333 I lave her.

And the funny thing is that we're both a tad antisocial, and we're making a blog.
Crazy.

We don't bite, y'know. Unless you want us to... -purr- C:

Anyhoo, we'll bugger off and let you anxiously await the next blog. Prepare for complete lack of sanity. C8

Or, as Kim so articulately says, 'mentalness'.

ONWARD!